• Me: (to group of children) Raise your hand if you have a song you'd like us to sing!
  • Little boy: The pterodactyl song!
  • Me: I don't know that one. How does the pterodactyl song go?
  • Little boy: (Throws back his head and emits an ungodly screech)
  • Me: Fair enough.

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