Anonymous asked: Nux actually having a very sweet singing voice as Nick Hoult is a lovely singer. Slit can't sing for shit, all raspy growls and off-key crowing (he thinks he's good). Ace can rap like hell.
dyinghistoric:
what-a-nuxy-day:
doctor-honesty:
what-a-nuxy-day:
dyinghistoric:
ACE RAPPING WOULD DESTROY ME
HEADCANON ACCEPTED BIG TIME
FOXY G-POPZ
Yeah but what would he rap about? I mean hes 60 and its been 40 years since rhe apocalypse
“You boyz yall know what Im talkin bout
Got cars, got guns, got chrome in your mouth
Ya’ll think life is great, yall think life is shine
But Im just standin here, outta my mind
Holla!
Yall fuckers are kami crazy
Make my head feel dazey
Gotta try and keep up
But these tumours got me all hazy
Back in the day- you wouldnt believe!
Life was worryin bout rent, car payments
you cant even conceive
Now you lance screamin’ fukushima,
Blowin’ to shredz
And im the last one alive
Tryin to live instead
WITNESS THIS MOTHERFUCKERS
MY NAME IS ACE
IM ALIVE CAUSE I NEVER SPRAY CHROME IN MY FACE
IM THE LAST PIECE OF SHIT TO REMEMBER THE DAYS
WHEN YOU DIDNT WANT TO DIE JUST TO ESCAPE
SAY WHAT
*drops mic*
Dude. That was frickin beautiful.
A M A Z I N G
mugsandpugs-deactivated20160917 asked: Doof gently strumming his guitar/ukulele above the new Pups' room/area when they're scared at night
dyinghistoric:
warboyheadcanons:
dyinghistoric:
flamingguitarhero:
mugsandpugs:
warboyheadcanons:
mugsandpugs:
warboyheadcanons:
flamingguitarhero:
warboyheadcanons:
dyinghistoric:
warboyheadcanons:
dyinghistoric:
warboyheadcanons:
mugsandpugs:
dyinghistoric:
Aawwwwe babe
I love Doof being secretly protective of the boys and pups
And then he slips and starts jamming out. Like, “Go to sleep/little pups<3/BECAUSE TOMORROW WE’RE RIDING ON THE FURY ROAAAAAAAAAD
*all the pups and ‘Boys in unison*
“SHUT UP DOOF WE’RE TRYING TO SLEEP”
Doof giggles and runs around tweaking people’s ears and then runs away
Basically Doof is everyone’s big annoying brother despite the fact that he looks like he popped out of a nightmare
Yaaas~ All the war pups are like HE LOOKS SO COOL when he really looks like some kind of horrid gremlin
*looks like a horror movie* *is actually a chill stoner music making master*
*is the metal papa if the Citadel*
Everyone comes to him for advice ok
Slit: “so there’s this person….that I like…..but I don’t know if they like ME…”
Doof: “just go fucking kiss Nux”
Slit: “WHA?! I didn’t say- nononono it’s definitely not Nux….”
Doof: “it’s fucking Nux and if you dont kiss him I will play love songs every time you’re around him”
*Nux and Slit walking together to the welding room*
Doof: NEEEAAAR, FAAAAr, whereEEEEVER you areeee…”
Slit: Odin help me.
*Slit and Nux quietly eating breakfast*
Doof: and IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will alwaaaays LOVE YOOOOU
YAAAAASSSS
Nux: “Hm, looks like Doof’s discovered a new genre of music.” *munches bug* How nice for him! He sounds really happy. Do you think he’s got a crush on someone?”
Coma: “ I LOVE YOU BAAABY, AND IF IT’S QUITE ALRIGHT , I NEED YOU BABY TO WARM THOSE LONELY NIGHTS”
I WAS GONE FOR TWO SECONDS AND YOU ALL DO THIS
I just can’t leave you war babes alone smh
Doof: “I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAAAAAND, I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND
OH PLEASE SAY TO MEEEE
YOU’LL LET ME BE YOUR MAAAAAAN
AND PLEASE, SAY TO MEEEE
YOU’LL LET ME HOLD YOUR HAAAAAND!!!!”
Nux: “wow Doof thats a really sweet song”
Doof: *looks pointedly at Slit*
omf i love the beatles
Slit just *grumble* “how’d'you even know these anyway”
minawatson-holmes asked: drivers and lancers are raised together, trained together, live, work, and doof together, and they are expected to die together, no matter the death. when nux goes to joe with the gauze, slit tries to follow with the boot. nux is always looking back because he still half-expects slit to be behind him, cause slit has to be alive and following him, they live, die, and live again only if they are together.
dyinghistoric:
minawatson-holmes:
dyinghistoric:
minawatson-holmes:
dyinghistoric:
minawatson-holmes:
dyinghistoric:
minawatson-holmes:
dyinghistoric:
minawatson-holmes:
dyinghistoric:
minawatson-holmes:
dyinghistoric:
OMF THESE FEELS *clutches chest*
My baby codependent war slugs ; -;
Slit living through everything and finding out Nux died without him T -T
Uuuuhg stab me with a rusty fork, it’s hurt less
Or better: Slit living through everything, thus KNOWING Nux must be alive.
Slit going back to rummage through the wreckage and just “ah there you are you stupid lil shit i'ma beat the fuck outta you” *squishhug*
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
Then they go home to the Citadel and Nux is just like “Capable! Capable- this is Slit, he’s also gonna need you to witness him!” And everyone is just so confused by the bloodied boys they just nod and let them do whatever the hell they want.
Everyone just kinda like “are these boys alright???” while Nux and Slit are like rolling around on the ground wrestling and slipping around in their own blood
Like no, they’re not okay but /that’s okay/
And after, the boys finally stop are like “so…. what did we miss? Where’s Blood bag?? Is that WATER????” and everyone just sighs and is like “this is old news…”
They’re just like “OMG WHAT HAPPENED”
And everyone is just like “go get clean /please/ then we’ll talk you smell like death”
And as they’re walking away you hear:
Slit: wait, are those the wives? where’s the Immortan?
Nux: oh, we killed him, don’t worry about it!
Slit: WHAT!?!?!
Slit: WHAT THE SHIT WHO’S LEADING SHIT
Nux: *points to Furiosa*
Slit: oh that’s chill. toootally chill
‘o -o *sweats*
Nux: scared, Shit? she’s totally cool, just don’t bring up the war rig?
Slit: what war rig?
Nux: the one i blew up
Slit: FFFFFF—!!!!
Slit: THAT’S IT I’M NEVER LEAVING YOU ALONE /EVER/ AGAIN
Nux:
(╹◡╹)凸 you tried to take my wheel!
Slit: ⊂•⊃_⊂•⊃ that was ages ago you lil shit
