recklessravager asked: My boyfriend is 4'9"

Listen, us tiny folks are only small because our spectacular-ness is condensed and distilled down into its purest essence.  Compliment your boyf on the purity of his awesomeness.

Anonymous asked: My friend describes herself as six foot negative 8. She is 5'2" and I just thought you would find this amusing.

This is so fucking good, give your friend a high five for me.

Anonymous asked: oh my god you're five foot nothing IM FIVE FOOT NOTHING I LOVE YOU HOLY FUCK CAN I GET A HELL YEAH

H E L L Y E A H

jacytheblue asked: I am also tiny (5'2) and full of rage. People take my anger seriously because I fight dirty and can be VERY loud when necessary.

Saaaaame, my guy.  My number one rule of combat is that there’s no such thing as a dirty move when you have to look up at your opponent.

Anonymous asked: IT OK I SMOL TOO

SMOLS UNITE.  WE RIDE AT DAWN.