shit university students wear that movies do not prepare you for

cryingalonewithfrankenstein:

turtlerollingdownhill:

  • plaid for days
  • pajamas that somehow manage to be A Look
    • somehow it’s the shoes that do it
  • pajamas that have absolutely no intention of being a look
  • obscure club merchandise
  • occasional weebs
  • unconventional hijab fabrics
    • seriously im 90% sure ive seen a girl wearing a snood. mad props bro
  • the Classic Engineering Student Look of jeans and runners
  • truly original international student fashion
  • bizarrely put-together outfits
    • looking at you, law students
  • the hoodie + hijab combo of greatness
  • shoes that are 10000% impractical for university
  • literally anything worn by an art student

8 thousand business major bros in navy blazers and khaki pants

I feel like I should mention the couple of things I’ve seen every single semester at least once:

  • a Snuggie, bathrobe style over pajamas, worn to class, often accompanied by a zombie-expression and a large coffee/Rock Star
  • boxers sans pants (we all know they’re not shorts, dude, we ALL know)
  • the one person determined to dress like Bender from Breakfast Club and totally failing to pull it off
  • the other person accidentally dressing like Bender from Breakfast Club and pulling it off pretty well
    • these two categories are distinguishable at a glance
  • the person from somewhere without winter (like Arizona, Georgia, or the Caribbean) wearing three coats in November
  • the person who clearly slept on a table last night and didn’t change before class

And last but not least:

  • the senior in the last few weeks dressed in half pajamas, half clothes, and half the tattered remains of their sanity

(Source: abingdonii, via punkrockpatroclus)