dukeofbookingham:

surprisebitch:

lindsayetumbls:

gaslightgallows:

karethdreams:

shorm:

cassassinated:

flannelperidot:

mandal0rian:

keelahsomethigh:

maternalcube:

goldenfalls:

accomplishmenthunter:

vapemom:

threedogs:

bwitiye:

johnkeynes:

cause-why-thehell-not:

vorematty:

whatthebec:

nobody on this website knows what communism is

its the service of christian worship at which bread and wine are shared

No that’s communion communism was a show on nbc about a community college

you’re thinking of community. communism is a form of birth control that goes over a penis

youre thinking of a condom. communism is the travel to a place on a daily basis to go to work

youre thinking about commute. communism is when you share/exchange ideas,information, or news with someone.

you’re thinking of communication. communism is an electronic device used from storing and processing data.

you’re thinking of a computer. communism is a form of symbiosis where one organism benefits and the other has no effect.

you’re thinking of commensalism. communism is a ceremony in which degrees or diplomas are conferred on graduating students.

youre thinking of commencement. communism is the state in which something has been finished.

You’re thinking of completion, communism is an actively deforming region when two or more tectonic plates move toward each other and collide

you’re thinking of a convergent boundary, communism is the process of burning

you’re thinking of combustion. communism is sympathetic pity and concern for the sufferings or misfortunes of others

You’re thinking of compassion. Communism is a punctuation mark used mainly to separate parts of sentences

You’re thinking of a comma. Communism is a direct order.

You’re thinking of a command. Communism is when you express sympathy or pity.

You’re thinking of commiseration. Communism is when you give the different forms of a verb.

You’re thinking of conjugation. Communism is a chemical bond that involves the sharing of electron pairs between atoms.

you’re thinking of Covalent bond. Communism is a celestial object consisting of a nucleus of ice and dust and, when near the sun, a “tail” of gas and dust particles pointing away from the sun.

You’re thinking of a comet. Communism is when is when you offer someone money, goods, or services in exchange for for their work, time, loss, or expenditure.

You’re thinking of compensation.  Communism is the act of making something smaller by pressing.

lynne-monstr:

The hitters making plans for their next date.

(via renew-leverage)

"

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever been a stripper?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever been to a strip club.

Oh—you wouldn’t date a girl who’s ever done porn?
In that case, I wouldn’t date a guy who’s ever watched porn.

You’re the reason we exist.
You’re the demand to our supply.
If you disdain sex workers, don’t you dare consume our labor.

As they say in the industry, “People jack off with the left hand and point with the right.”

"

Lux ATL (via stripperina)

No I fucking LOVE this.

(via beachbunnyescort)

(via bonehandledknife)

sammneiland:
“ konec0:
“ hobbitdragon:
“ derekisme:
“ septiphadrean:
“ kate-wisehart:
“ bemusedlybespectacled:
“ fawnkitten:
“ fetchhappened:
“ If male warriors in video games were dressed like female warriors.
”
WHAT SHOW/DESIGNER IS THIS I AM...

sammneiland:

konec0:

hobbitdragon:

derekisme:

septiphadrean:

kate-wisehart:

bemusedlybespectacled:

fawnkitten:

fetchhappened:

If male warriors in video games were dressed like female warriors.

WHAT SHOW/DESIGNER IS THIS I AM DYING

I UNDERSTAND NEITHER THE GIANT DILDO CODPIECE NOR ITS FUNCTION

You don’t have to understand it to find it amazing.

how the fuck is he keeping a straight face is what i wanna know

Wedding outfit from Paco Rabanne Haute Couture Spring 1998

this improves my day every time i see it, so I’ll reblog it again

are we not going to talk about how this is apparently a wedding outfit

well what the fuck else would you wear to a wedding.

(Source: adventurotica, via bronzedragon)

sexdrugsandllamas:

a-useful-paperclip:

primal-littleprincess:

This is so fucking cute

THIS IS HOW ITS SUPPOSED TO GO. OKAY. NOT HOW FIFTY SHADES DOES IT. ITS. THISSSSSS. CARE & CONSENT. CARE. CARE. CARE. OKAY. CARE FOR YOUR PARTNER AFTERWARD. THATS HOW IT WORKS. OKAY? OKAY.

THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTANT DON’T YOU DARE SCROLL PAST IT. IF YOU SKIPPED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A BIT NSFW, YOU SCROLL BACK UP RIGHT NOW

(Source: jessi-draws, via inkandash)

Tags: nsfw sorta

  • expectations for 2014: yeah!!! this is gonna be the best year ever!!! i'm so excited it's gonna be so great!!!
  • expectations for 2015: anything but this. make it a half an ounce better and i will be so overjoyed. i am tired and sad and all i'm asking for is mediocrity please

Tags: sorta