*rolls over, bares her tummy* yesssssssAlso NONE OF THIS makes Vader less vicious or violent out in the world. Sometimes this makes Vader MORE vicious and violent out in the world, in fact, because he figures out slightly quicker than Padmé exactly how much SHARPER she is with him when he’s gone farther than she wanted him to go. And it’s not even the sharpness he wants specifically–it’s the ATTENTION–but he’d never say no to it. When she figures THAT out … hah. Haaaaah. She doesn’t even have to fucking TOUCH him, when she figures that out.
She DOESN’T touch him when she figures that out. He goes fucking CRAZY with it; he falls the fuck APART with it. She doesn’t even look at him for a full week, not even when he goddamn BEGS her to. The Empire could probably have collapsed without either of them noticing, if the Senate hadn’t known exactly how dead they all would’ve been if it had.
Just–Padmé Amidala literally riding the FUCKING TIGER here, with the fine line of giving Vader enough Dark to be content with but not enough to damn himself with. As if that even matters, now. As if that COULD matter, now.
It matters even more, now.
But what Vader wants from her is so much tenderness, and so much terribleness, and so MUCH, and sometimes Padmé isn’t sure if she’s the bloody bite-mark smeared down his throat or the soft hand stroking through his sticky, sweat-soaked hair. Or worse–if she’s both. What is she, if she is both those things to someone?
What is she if she is both those things to the GALAXY?
cleanertheseus asked: Fuuuuck, can I *please* have more sense freak hedonist Vader? That might have been the most AMAZING thing I've read in a good long while! & more of Padme & Vader's fucked up D/s dynamic. Just... christ, that was AMAZING! You're just AMAZING!
Thank you! ❤ I got a little stim-indulgent with Vader’s hedonist streak, I think, writing it was soooo enjoyable, hahahaha. AND YOU ARE IN LUCK, FRIEND, I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR TOUCH-STARVED HEDONISTS. ENOUGH OF ONE TO NEED A READ-MORE, APPARENTLY.
Also, handmaidens. Lots of handmaidens. Because hell yes handmaidens.
I’m just going to lie here and purr. I am a kitty. You are petting me.Hey speaking of petting, how many times do you think Vader literally just kneeled on the floor by Padmé’s chair during a meeting or something and waited until she got distracted enough by all the political talk to start petting him like she would’ve if they were in their rooms? Just, like, a casual estimate.
Also, how many times do you think she internally freaked out once she realized just what she was doing in front of the damn Senate and gave him the you’re getting Punished for this later look.
Like, absolutely everyone is already terrified of her because Vader and the clone army answer to her and EVERYONE knows Vader killed Palpatine on her orders, and at least SOME people probably suspect he also killed the JEDI on her orders. And then she gives Darth fucking Vader, terror of the goddamn galaxy, the PUNISHMENT look. Everyone in the room immediately reconsiders every single one of the life choices that led them to BEING in this room.
Except for Vader, obviously. Vader is fucking DELIGHTED to be in this room.
words-writ-in-starlight replied to your post: okay my inbox is full of cute stuff and funny…
Okay but say more????Things Vader has probably asked Padmé for/done his damnedest to provoke her into doing to him:
- tie him to the bed
- hit him in the face
- leave hickeys/bite marks/bruises in places he can’t hide
- wax/heat play, possibly to the point of burning
- choke him
Things Padmé has probably ordered Vader to do:
- answer to “Anakin”
Okay on the one hand OW that got painful real fast, but on the other hand that is exactly what I was hoping to get out of that question. This AU is just so fucking fantastic, I love it.
Look, I’ve been very cracky and fluffy and fun around here lately, I know, but if I go a month without someone being at least mildly traumatized by something I wrote then I will lose all my writerly powers and turn into a pillar of salt and blow away, okay, that’s just how it is. Therefore, Darth Vader is gonna have to learn real quick that every time his Master tells him to lay back and close his eyes, he better start answering to “Anakin” again ASAP or he’s not gonna get hurt the way he likes at ALL.
*coils protectively around this EXTREMELY EXCELLENT thing*
Cracky fluffy Mace Windu taking Anakin out for truckloads of glowing space ice cream and making morbid jokes is great, but for real I just want to talk about Empress Amidala and Vader and their twins who are probably really strange in this world and how the galaxy reacts when Queen Padme of Naboo is suddenly (and aggressively) promoted and the intricate details of how the Jedi flip their collective shit.
words-writ-in-starlight replied to your post: okay my inbox is full of cute stuff and funny…
Okay but say more????Things Vader has probably asked Padmé for/done his damnedest to provoke her into doing to him:
- tie him to the bed
- hit him in the face
- leave hickeys/bite marks/bruises in places he can’t hide
- wax/heat play, possibly to the point of burning
- choke him
Things Padmé has probably ordered Vader to do:
- answer to “Anakin”
Okay on the one hand OW that got painful real fast, but on the other hand that is exactly what I was hoping to get out of that question. This AU is just so fucking fantastic, I love it.
Anonymous asked: Okay so: Rey, as the result of a midi-chlorian pregnancy. I have no idea what this means but it lines up with some parallels to Anakin: good with building things, extremely strong with the force, etc
The Force: Okay, Luke, so I know my LAST Chosen One didn’t really work out for the galaxy and also you in particular and in fact is STILL kind of not working out for the galaxy and ESPECIALLY you in particular, but listen, hear me out here: a female pilot who’s good with droids with a big fucking stick just fucking WRECKING everybody. Everybody, all the time. Just fucking beating the SHIT out of them.
Luke Skywalker: I LOVE IT.
The Force: Good because I already made her, she’ll be here in like three days for Jedi training, TREAT MY BABY/YOUR NEW AUNTIE GOOD. BYYYYYE LUKE YOU’RE THE BEST.
Okay, but let’s just take a moment to relish the mental image of Kylo Ren’s face if he ever found out that, fuck being Darth Vader’s grandson, Rey is Anakin Skywalker’s Force-begotten sister.
Anonymous asked: Rey and Poe teaching Finn how to shoot, "Guys I already know how to shoot a target, I was a stormtrooper," No, you learnt how to miss a target, you're not a storm trooper anymore so you should be able to hit a target now."
Finn’s like *long silence*
*checks blaster*
*rapid-fire shoots literally ALL THE TARGETS dead-center*
“They’d check our blasters to make sure we’d fired them, but they couldn’t check to make sure we’d actually hit something,” he says, looking at the blaster again and then just shrugging. “Also, I had the top score in my class every session.”
Rey and Poe will, um–be in their bunks.
Shattered Glass and Sandstorms
An AU with Rey as part of the First Order, based on this photoset by the immensely talented @greyjoyss. In case you were curious, this is why I ask for short prompts, because this is SUPER LONG and got WILDLY OUT OF HAND. Crossposted to my AO3 here.
She isn’t a Skywalker—or maybe she is. She can’t remember, so does it matter? She is herself.
Her mothers scream when she’s born. Her human mother screams in effort and pain. The other screams in ecstasy, and somewhere in the galaxy the last Jedi’s flesh-and-blood hand shakes as the Force writhes with the birth of a new sun. To the eyes of the minimally Force-sensitive nurse, the baby girl is wreathed in starlight, her wide and tearless eyes wandering over things unseen.
