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Aries Expectation:
Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
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Aries Reality:
Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
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Taurus Expectation:
Loyal bull
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Taurus Reality:
Cow that is too lazy to betray you
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Gemini Expectation:
Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
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Gemini Reality:
Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
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Cancer Expectation:
Mother bear and reliable and strong
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Cancer Reality:
Emotional wreck
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Leo Expectation:
Loyal sexy and confident
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Leo Reality:
Emo lion
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Virgo Expectation:
Shy smart and organized
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Virgo Reality:
Always having internal meltdowns
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Libra Expectation:
Fashionable and friendly and fair
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Libra Reality:
Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
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Scorpio Expectation:
Dark mysterious and probably a killer
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Scorpio Reality:
Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
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Sagittarius Expectation:
So wise and majestic
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Sagittarius Reality:
Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
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Capricorn Expectation:
Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
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Capricorn Reality:
Power starved baby that just wants love
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Aquarius Expectation:
God
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Aquarius Reality:
Still God
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Pisces Expectation:
So cute such anime!!
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Pisces Reality:
How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty
