autistictatsuyasuou:

pros of finnrey becoming canon:

  • canon interracial couple! in star wars!
  • endless racist fanboy screaming
  • inverted gender roles - rough bruiser girl, kind gentle boy
  • lots of love and respect
  • it’d just be adorable okay

pros of stormpilot becoming canon:

  • canon gay interracial couple! in star wars!
  • endless jacket-sharing jokes
  • the gays would probably not die, which is always nice
  • also extremely adorable

pros of reylo becoming canon:


  • there aren’t any

(Source: widowgaycer, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

  • me: *rewatches the force awakens*
  • me: wow finn and poe are so cute
  • me: and rey and finn!! wow adorable
  • me: all of them together!! the best and the cutest
  • me: they're the dream honestly i mean we're one movie in and they haven't even officially met all together yet and already i can't deal i mean they're so cuuute i can't
  • me: the best
  • me: wow
  • also me: *wakes up at 3am in a cold sweat* oh my god what if they're somehow all related

this is how little orphans bring back other little orphans

swearydroid:

inspired by @suzukiblu‘s lovely head canon about the trio getting babies 

  • It starts with Finn. They’re on a mission, finn and poe going to an abandoned first order barracks to hunt down some information and the retreating first order left behind this baby, this tiny soft little girl, and she’s crying out of hunger and cold and fear and finn acts on instinct and bundles her under his shirt
  • finn has never actually seen a baby because troopers are kept isolated from baby troopers, kept in age appropriate barracks, and he is absolutely hypnotised by how tiny and fragile it is. it is so soft. look at its little soft softness
  • can we keep it? can we keep it poe, please, look how beautiful and tiny she is she’s never going to be a trooper, never ever ever.
  • they keep it. what do you call it? you name babies after things you love right–
    • Rey takes one look at the little thing and says. “We’re going to call her Luke.”
  • That’s the first. After that, Finn comes back from a mission holding the hands of two little boys, twins. Both are wearing mini versions of Stormtrooper armour. “Say hello to Millennium and Falcon.”
  • After that Rey comes back with no fewer than five Force-sensitive kids who had almost become troopers. “They’re not going to the Academy,” she says, “because we’re not going to start when they’re little, not anymore. Kids get to be kids.”
  • They make the mistake of letting these kids name themselves (after things you love, Finn suggests, after people you admire) . Thus, the Resistance ends up with: Finn I, Finn II, Finn III, Dameron’s X Wing, and ReytheJedi. 

(Source: peradii, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

Anonymous asked: on jakku giving people food freely (i.e. as a gift with no expectation of return) and saying its a gift is how they propose marriage. Giving different food back is how you accept. Rey in the resistance is SO CONFUSED. Why are you all into polygamy resistance people. Everyone is proposing to me. Im flattered general but really jfc where did this come from. I don't even know you random mechanic #6! Oh.... poe/finn... thank you for the apple. Would you like a space potato?

suzukiblu:

I’M PRETTY SURE WE ALL KNEW TO EXPECT A READ-MORE FROM ME ON THIS ONE. DID ANYONE NOT EXPECT A READ-MORE FROM ME ON THIS ONE? GOOD ‘CUZ WE’RE IN FOR THE LONG HAUL, KIDS. 

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notbecauseofvictories:

I’ve got to believe that the Resistance’s intelligence officers are just. constantly Done. With everyone.

Rey’s understanding of aurebesh is more functional than formal, which isn’t a problem until the Resistance starts asking her to submit mission reports—she rarely spells anything the same way twice (”even her name!” the intelligence officer moans) and her sentence structure is….not so much a structure as “a loose grouping of things that might be parts of speech”

“…..I don’t understand, what’s the problem?” Finn asks because Finn’s grammar is impeccable, once you decipher the dense nest of abbreviations, First Order codes, and trooper slang that fill his reports. (This does not save any more time.)

“If you could maybe…..not? wax lyrical about the TIE fighter?” the intelligence officer tells Poe, when he finally gets around to submitting his report on the escape from the Finalizer. “Not that understanding enemy technology isn’t a vital contribution to intelligence, but we don’t need 500 polysyllabic words about how the sun glinted off the casing.”

General Organa still submits reports like they used to in the Rebellion (her battle damage assessment style is about thirty years out of date, and she calculates galactic coordinates like it’s the late republic) but everyone in intel is fucking terrified of bringing this up to her. Instead, they have a designated officer who deals exclusively with translating General Organa’s reports into more modern New Republic standards,so they can be processed.

(At least yours actually submits reports, their counterparts in the First Order would say, if they all got together in a bar somewhere to commiserate about how hard soldiers make military intelligence. Kylo Ren has submitted exactly one misrep in the last 15 years. Thirty-two people died and it just said ‘it was the Force’.)

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weareallfromearth:

ozymandias271:

okay but IMAGINE FINN AND REY CHECKING WITH POE ABOUT WHETHER SOME ASPECT OF THEIR CHILDHOOD WAS HORRIFYING

Rey: “what is the normal number of times to go to bed hungry?”
Poe: “ZERO. ZERO IS THE NORMAL NUMBER OF TIMES TO GO TO BED HUNGRY.”
Finn: “that CAN’T be right. What if they give you enough calories but just artificially stimulate your hunger reflexes to prepare you for survival situations in the future?”
Poe: “…what the fuck is wrong with the First Order?”

Reblogging because I swear this is a conversation type that kids of abusive households have with each other/their happy household friends a lot and I think about this thing a lot.

Yep.  Yep it is.  The ‘let’s compare scars’ talk.  It’s more of a problem when you accidentally drop something into conversation with someone from a normal situation, because then the whole conversation goes off the rails and you’re left there going “Okay yeah sure you’re freaking out and I see that but I thought we were talking about what we were going to do for dinner and I’d like to finish that conversation, please.”  And I think of THAT kind of conversation a lot with regard to Finn and Poe and Rey.  

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bigdickbarnes:

resistanceposterboy:

resistanceposterboy:

i think rey would cry if poe cooked her something that’s native to his home world.

#a true thing about me…..#is that i spend 90% of my free time thinking about poe and rey meetin#its like …. legitimatelly …..#one of the only thigns that i care about#not even in a romo way but like high key: in a romo way#consider: poe and rey hanging out over finns bed#while he’s unconscious#rey hums little songs she made up and then after she’s stopped a few hours later poe gets the humming bug too#and anyway of course that ends to them teaching each other songs and he pulls out his space guitar and she smiles at him#the Full Force Daisy Ridley Smile#and poe spends the next week standing in front of his mirror every night and pointing his finger at himself and sternly saying NO.#NO.#NO .#he fashions her a necklace out of wood from yavin 4#and has to brush her hair away so he can put it on her#she grabs his hand first bc idk she’s So Sad abt finn#finds him one night reliving the horror of ben solo poking around in his brain etc#guilt abt the village or w/e#she sings him the song he taught her#stumbles over the space spanish#anyway both of them no DOUBT begin to feel some guilt bc there finn is#in a medically induced coma#and here they are#falling asleep on each others shoulders#(rey is warming up to hand holding)#poe showing her around an xwing and jessika making so many suggestive faces @ him that he points at her sternly & mouths CALLATE#rey: what?#poe: what?#rey: did you say something?#poe: what? no buddy!

there were more tags and tumblr CUT THEM OFF @ tumblr the fuck, anyway its out in the open now and the point is that eventually she has to leave, and when she leaves she says “take care of finn” but also “take care of yourself” bc she’s seen his dark nights and they aren’t good, aren’t what he deserves, and then when she finally comes BACK well of course finn & poe have had months and months to settle in w/e its very gross, anyway she comes back and she and finn bounce off one another and collide and spark and run to each other across the tarmac fly into each others arms etc, but poe has an old soul and something in rey is ancient, so after a long moment of finn she turns around & she and poe simply fold themselves around each other right there in front of the general & everyone 

bc w finn there’s the loud ecstatic outpouring of love and joy but w poe rey finds something quieter, w poe rey has silence, bc poe is still like a lake in the jungle of yavin 4, a lake in the jungle beneath the moons, and finn is the of course the bubbling noise of the water 

anyway! NOT that i have thought about this at length 

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leaper182:
“ fernacular:
“ Bicepsual curls ft. Rey Finn and Poe
Original gif from here
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I love that he blushes each time that he kisses Rey and Poe.

leaper182:

fernacular:

Bicepsual curls ft. Rey Finn and Poe

Original gif from here

I love that he blushes each time that he kisses Rey and Poe. <3

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