ferrettmalfoy:

IT WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY

*breaks down your door*

YOU AND I WERE- 

*punches the wall*

YOU AND I WERE-

*rips down your posters*

FIRE, FIRE, FIREWOOOORKS

*jumps out the window*

THAT WENT OFF TOO SOON

*lies facedown in grass*

AND I MISS YOU IN THE JUNE GLOOM TOO

(via adelindschade)

ferrettmalfoy:

IT WAS THE FOURTH OF JULY

*breaks down your door*

YOU AND I WERE- 

*punches the wall*

YOU AND I WERE-

*rips down your posters*

FIRE, FIRE, FIREWOOOORKS

*jumps out the window*

THAT WENT OFF TOO SOON

*lies facedown in grass*

AND I MISS YOU IN THE JUNE GLOOM TOO

(via adelindschade)

  • radio: doh
  • me: not again
  • radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh
  • me: this is the 73rd time today
  • radio: doh doh doh, doh doh doh
  • me: THIS HIT THAT ICE COLD MICHELLE PFEIFFER THAT WHITE GOLD

tennants-hair:

[breaks into your house] I CAN MOVE MOUNTAINS [kicks down your door] I CAN WORK A MIRACLE, WORK A MIRACLE OH  OH  OH [rips shirt] I’LL KEEP YOU LIKE AN OATH

[furiously starts playing air guitar] MAY NOTHING BUT DEATH

[breaks down] DO

[collapses on your floor] US

[comes back from the dead] PART

(Source: vampiregerards)

  • hearing uma thurman for the 1st time: yes okay nice song cool
  • hearing uma thurman now: [hears song on the computer] [crashes through the ceiling] i cAN MOVE MOUNTAINS I CAN WORK A MIRACLE, WORK A MIRACLE OH OH OH [flails arms]

listening to Centuries

  • me: it's coming up, I'm not going to do it
  • me: not going to...
  • me: HEAVY METAL BROKE MY
  • me: *slams hands on table twice*
  • me: HEART
  • me: fuck