[captions]
Lin: [singing] “Nooooo ooooone fights like Gaston! Douses lights like Gaston!”
Dwayne: [singing along] “In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!”
Lin: [still singing] “As a specimen, yes, he’s intimidating! Oh my God that is The Rock!”
Dwayne: [singing] “Gaston!”
[Lin bursts out laughing]
(via littlestartopaz)
Anonymous asked: Headcanon for how Captain Phasma got out of the trash compactor in time to survive the planet blowing up? Please?
Basically, I imagine those same two stormtroopers who walked by the interrogation room when Kylo was destroying everything to go and patrol down on the maintenance level- things are kicking off, it’s quiet down there, they can just wait until this whole Resistance thing blows over. And then they’re walking past this panel and it’s punched out from the inside by Captain Phasma, covered in space garbage and clutching a dianoga’s dripping eyestalk in her fist.
“The trash compactor requires maintenance.” Phasma says coolly, to the trooper who hasn’t soiled himself. “Alert the janitorial detail.”
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