"The truth is, chivalry has basically fuck all to do with women, and everything to do with horses.
See, the word “chivalry” comes from the French word “chevalier,” which comes from “cheval,” which means “horse.” Chivalry is literally just “rules for if you have a horse.” This was an important set of rules to have in chivalry times. Horses were the Blackhawk Helicopters of the Middle Ages; if you had a horse, you could absolutely kill anybody who didn’t have a horse and nobody was going to say a god damn thing. The only thing stopping you was chivalry.
That’s what chivalry was for. Chivalry was – and still is – basically a way of saying, “okay, I have an optimized death machine between my legs, maybe I should look out for people who don’t have one of these.” So it’s not that chivalry is specifically about defending women because women are weak. It’s that chivalry is about defending people who don’t own horses, and in the middle ages women didn’t own shit."

Chivalry Isn’t Dead, You Just Don’t Know What the Fuck it is.

Also:

“Chivalry boils down to three things: mercy, charity, and humility. Mercy means being conscious of your advantages, and treating other humans gently. Charity means giving without expecting anything in return. Humility means accepting your mistakes, and recognizing that those who don’t have your advantages aren’t your inferiors.“

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cranky-old-witch:

dookiediamonds:

asanteroyalty:

thesickestsinner:

sale-aholic:

sale-aholic:

The Judge that sentenced Jared Fogle to 15 years. The prosecutors wanted 12+ and his defense asked for 5 years. She gave him 15 years.

When Fogle was speaking and asked for the minimum sentence, he mentioned his wife and said that she would be a ‘single mother’.

Judge Pratt interrupted Fogle to say that he gave her $7 million dollars and his wife would be fine.

I like this Judge.

Bless her - doing the Lord’s work.

This is how we take over

Black women always bring me hope for this world

And what a terrible argument for leniency on his part. “I’m a child molester but I need to get home soon - to my kids.”

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thefeministpress:
“ ppaction:
“ Our message to those who would go to shocking extremes to close our doors. These doors stay open.
Signed,
Planned Parenthood Action
”
SOLIDARITY WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD
”

thefeministpress:

ppaction:

Our message to those who would go to shocking extremes to close our doors.

These doors stay open.

Signed, 

Planned Parenthood Action

SOLIDARITY WITH PLANNED PARENTHOOD

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kaminas-spirit:
“ lolshtus:
“ Lions Save Kidnapped Girl ”
if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions
”

kaminas-spirit:

lolshtus:

Lions Save Kidnapped Girl

if lions are coming to rescue someone, you have to know what you’re doing is wrong. you know, in that moment before you’re torn in to tiny little pieces by said lions 

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pacsdaughter:

poetiic-motion:

sapphiredoves:

Dear White People,

THIS is how you ally. THIS is how you use your privilege to help us. THIS is how you earn our respect. The White college students in Cape Town, South Africa knew the police would not shoot or harm them so they created a human shield to protect the Black protestors. I’m crying. I’m crying.

BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!

Yo I’m fuckin crying

(via adelindschade)

wanderfckinglust:
“ #IStandWithAhmed
”

wanderfckinglust:

#IStandWithAhmed

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“what’s your sexual orientation”

riyoyukai:

image

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clockwork-mockingbird:
“plightofthevalkyries:
“ amischiefofmice:
“ PRAISE BE
”
When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day,...

clockwork-mockingbird:

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.

I did this when I worked at McDonald’s. Had maybe a handful of people who would say “It’s for a girl” when I asked barbie or hotwheels. The rest of them would ask the child what they wanted.

(Source: puriparadise)

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