I don’t know what the fuck true love even is, but I do want to hang out with you for basically the rest of my life. (Let’s hang out—TO THE DEATH.)
Peter and Eva didn’t fight nearly as much as he told Marco they did. It’s just easier to remember the bad times than to miss the good ones.
The weekly Animorphs fic.
If Trump becomes president I’m switching my major to music so when our country inevitably becomes a nuclear wasteland, I can be the guying playing the flamethrower guitar while the War Boys attack unsuspecting wanderers.
(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)
Hears conversation between a mom and daughter who is like 6.
Mom: Looking at news article on phone about Sam Smith**
Girl: Mommy why is Sam Smith kissing a boy?
Mom: it’s because he’s gay honey.
Girl: Mommy what does gay mean?
Mom: Like girls like boys, it’s when boys like boys.
Girl: Oh….well why can’t girls like girls?
Mom: They can they’re called lesbians.
Girl: lessions?
Mom: No, Les-Bee-Ens.
Girl: Oh Okay,….can I be lesbian?
Mom: Sure, only if you feel that way, why?
Girl: Cuz there’s this girl name katey and she’s really really pretty like prettier then Elsa.
Mom: PRETTIER THAN ELSA?!?!
Girl: Yeah, I want her to be my girlfriend.
Mom: Okay, wait…what about that other kid you liked, that boy named Jimmy.
Girl: I don’t like Jimmy anymore, I only said that cause I thought I didn’t have anymore options but boys.
Mom: *starts dying laughing*
Me *starts dying laughing*
how you should raise kids
(via johanirae)
(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)
Anonymous asked: How do you deal with anon hate?
Just realize that those people had to click a button to remove their name cause they’re scared of you. They ain’t shit.
Allie explains the mystical menstrual cycle.
For I was blind, but now I see
(via clockwork-mockingbird)
Vodka Tia Moran