So I started this the HOUR I got out of X-Men Apocalypse and then I got busy and it sat mostly-finished in my documents for like a month and a half and then I finished it and now it’s sat COMPLETELY finished in my documents for about two and a half weeks. But I finally got around to posting it. Warnings for…standard X-Men-level violence, body horror, social prejudice, and general jackassery, and also for rampant abuse of parentheticals. Crossposted to AO3 here.
So
this is how it starts.
He
comes around and the first thing he realizes is that his head is clear, really
clear, for the first time in…a while. Might be days.
Might be weeks. Good fucking job, he tells himself while
he’s still working up the courage to move.
Stranger danger, dumbass. Especially when the strangers in question are
blue and pop out of mysterious purple bubbles, apparently. To give himself due credit, he’s pretty sure
he tried to leave the blue stranger in the dust—the guy’s name is elusive,
something ancient, something translated roughly as ‘Apocalypse,’ and isn’t that
just menacing as hell.
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what if
asexual characters
who weren’t androids or aliens
whose asexuality wasn’t seen as something needing to be ‘fixed’
and who aren’t socipaths
Does godzilla count as a sociopath?
TO BE HONEST I WOULDN’T REALLY USE GODZILLA AS A SHINING EXAMPLE OF ASEXUAL REPRESENTATION IN MEDIA BECAUSE GODZILLA IS A HUGE FUCKING LIZARD
Idk, I would like to be represented by Godzilla.
Not gonna lie sometimes when I hear acephobic shit I too want to destroy a city.
Godzilla sounds like a great Ace mascot
monokvma
I love the direction this went in.
I’m pleased to be represented by Godzilla, but we need more than one ace character, even if he is the size of 500 non-ace characters.
Hate to be that person, but that screenshot is from Godzilla ‘99. The Godzilla in that film is a mutated, pregnant female lizard looking for a place to lay her eggs, which happens to be New York. Now, I know aces can have sex, and Japanese Godzilla is, as far as I know, pretty asexual, but maybe that one (‘99) is a better example of single mothers having badass representation.
Okay, but the ‘99 Godzilla is able to reproduce without help from another one. Asexuals get a lot of really distasteful jokes about ‘reproducing asexually.’ That Godzilla is a solid tongue-in-cheek joke. I mean, yes, the other Godzillas also work and I 100% support representing asexuals as nuclear-energy-breathing creatures of great and awesome power, and representing single mothers as world-conquering beings both terrifying and excellent in nature, but…yeah.
(Source: roguefucker69)
