thingsfacebookislike:
“ ianstagram:
“ if someone wants to launch me into space away from this messy earth i’d be really into that
”
It would be cheaper to put out a hit on Trump
”
Hey, everyone whose primary opinion on him is “genuine terror” can...

thingsfacebookislike:

ianstagram:

if someone wants to launch me into space away from this messy earth i’d be really into that

It would be cheaper to put out a hit on Trump

Hey, everyone whose primary opinion on him is “genuine terror” can pool a few bucks each and we’d probably have the money for a really top-of-the-line assassin.  Anybody have the phone number for a real-world Natasha Romanoff in their back pocket or something?

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)