startrekrenegades:

knitmeapony:

darktome:

look what the hotel microwave does

Can you imagine trying two make a late night cup of cocoa or mug cake or something, and it’s 3 a.m., and you try so hard to stop the microwave before it goes off but No. You missed it by one second. And for the next 30 seconds, one by one every single person in the house filters into the kitchen to give baleful looks to both you and the microwave.

OTP: who buys this microwave for a laugh, and who wakes up earlier and uses it every single morning JUST to demonstrate EXACTLY how bad of a decision that purchase was

(Source: ahh124, via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

tashabilities:

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

Basically

(Source: lightspun, via bleedingwillow96)