Anonymous asked: Dear God. Hamilton and Jefferson in an econ class together with history on Hamilton's side. That is simultaneously the best and worst thing ever. Ham's ego able would cause most of the students to just say fuck it. I love it 🤣

GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT.

Honestly I’ve been planning for the two of them to be stuck in an Econ class together since the get-go.  On the one hand, the other students kind of need to know their shit in order to be able to keep up, so the people who stick it out probably Know Economics.  On the other hand…oh, God, that poor grad student.

Anonymous asked: so i'm assuming that all the reincarnated ham crew look like their musical actors, which, awesome. but i was thinking about jefferson, who was a racist fucker being reincarnated as a black man. like. how would that even go down?

*emerges from cave, shamefaced* Right, so, does anyone remember that this AU exists?  Because I swear to God I didn’t forget, I just only now have had the time.  I actually have a bunch of prompts for it, not all of them are going to get written based on…like…my inspiration level, but also this series is alive again, so like.  Yep.  Here is some Jefferson.  Full disclosure, I dislike Jefferson and think his economic plan was some racist bullshit, so…that is evident.

To all you newcomers, I do recommend reading the other stuff, even if you could probably figure it out.  

All In One Spot AU

So, the academic affairs office holds out longer than their predecessor.  Not by much, but by a little.  It takes two full weeks for Alex to hammer through his petition to be allowed to take more than max credits—and it’s quite a petition.  Angelica takes one look at the twenty-page, double-sided, single-spaced letter to the dean of academics and disavows any involvement, and John grins fondly, remarking that the dean has no idea what he’s gotten into.

The dean, incidentally, has lived his life with pleasantly dim memories of Philedelphia with cobblestone streets and a vague impression that he knows the unfortunate teacher annually strong-armed into teaching History of the American Revolution.  He recalls very little else of his time in the Continental Congress—indeed, at gunpoint he couldn’t have identified what exactly he was doing, back then.

He has a blindingly vivid flashback upon looking at the first page of the letter—the pamphlet, really—and immediately feeds the entire thing through his shredder.

“Jake,” he says, sticking his head out of his office to look at his secretary.

“Yes, sir?”

“Approve whatever Hamilton’s request was before he sends anymore letters.  I’ve seen enough for several lifetimes.”

“You got it, boss,” says Jake, whose past life was a blissfully unremarkable farmer in the Italian countryside and who therefore has no idea that his boss is sparing them all a lot of trouble.

Now, the reason this matters is because Alex walks into his Econ 101 class for the first time two weeks into the semester, takes one look at the lesson outline the grad student wrote on the board, and makes a sound of absolute incoherent horror.

“Oh my god,” Alex says faintly, frozen in place two steps inside the door.  He was never an especially religious person, but he’s wondering if maybe the universe is punishing him for past crimes.  He’s not saying one way or the other if he deserves it, but this seems excessive.  “Jefferson is haunting me from beyond the grave.”

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ichuzou:

asphodel-grimoire:

casual reminder that this is what some founding fathers (+ other important peeps) handwriting looked like

george washington:

alexander hamilton:

thomas jefferson that fucking dickbag:

lafayette precious child w/ fine ass handwriting:

james madison aka what the hell is even:

(lawn merriot? jaws merlin? THAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HIS NAME)

john laurens aka his handwriting weirdly looks like his personality:

AND THEN THERE’S FUCKING AARON BURR:

HIS SIGNATURE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A HANDWRITTEN VERSION OF

fucking aaron burr man god d ammit

:^U

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

littlestartopaz:

emeraldgreentrad:

e-pluribusunum:

alltheeremins:

dark-haired-hamlet:

e-pluribusunum:

e-pluribusunum:

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho

I’m a salty U.S. History Major, that’s why

This is the quality content I signed up for

@words-writ-in-starlight

Why WOULDN’T you talk shit about Thomas Jefferson though.

(Source: bisexualgambit, via littlestartopaz)

dailydaveeddiggs:

sorenkingsley:

You don’t have to separate these things with Jefferson.

Perfection.

(via skymurdock)

reblog if you would fight thomas jefferson outside a wendy’s in the dead of night

I would fight Thomas Jefferson anywhere, anytime.

(Source: unlikelyloving, via windbladess)

aillemac316:

So apparently Jefferson was obsessed with making mac and cheese and would serve it all the time and everyone thought it was gross, so this is what I think about every time I hear The Room Where it Happens.

Well, I arranged the meeting. I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating…”

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

official-andy-warhol:
“ dairyqueenofficial:
“ john-andre:
“ idkmybffnastia:
“ professorsparklepants:
“ philip-ham:
“ baroque-babes:
“ can we pls talk about thomas jefferson’s bed
like imagine him sliding across the bed and into his office
”
Impress...

official-andy-warhol:

dairyqueenofficial:

john-andre:

idkmybffnastia:

professorsparklepants:

philip-ham:

baroque-babes:

can we pls talk about thomas jefferson’s bed 

like imagine him sliding across the bed and into his office

Impress them with your love-making then impress them with your law-making.

#what the fuck was wrong with thomas jefferson honestly

Wait for real I’ve been to Monticello and he didn’t sleep laying down, HE SLEPT SITTING UP and would just casually sit on his ass with his legs out in front of him and fall asleep. He purposely custom made his bed too short for his body to fully lie down. Oh and the second he woke up he would jump out of bed and write down the temperature because he was fucking insane.

also the reasons there are dark stains on the floor is because he submerged his feet in ice water every morning since he thought it would prevent illness (and there’s a real reason for sleeping upright: due to the sorts of foods people ate he slept upright to help with indigestion!)

i almost vomited on his bed

Thanks for sharing!

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

I was listening through Hamilton today, as you do, and it occurred to me that there’s probably a parallel universe out there in which Washington suffered a bout of insanity and answered the question of “Treasury or State” differently.

I am ready to bet that this hypothetical alternate America with Secretary of State Hamilton and Secretary of the Treasury Jefferson didn’t make it through the first five years.

factsinallcaps:

gambang:

factsinallcaps:

I HOPE THOMAS JEFFERSON IS HAVING A BAD FOURTH OF JULY IN HELL

Fuck you he was hella cool, Hancock was the fuck face

THOMAS JEFFERSON OWNED SLAVES, SOME OF WHOM WERE HIS OWN CHILDREN WHO HE FATHERED BY MOLESTING A FOURTEEN-YEAR-OLD SLAVE WHEN HE WAS IN HIS FORTIES, AND WHEN HE WAS CALLED UPON TO EXPLAIN THE HYPOCRISY OF WRITING “ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL” WHILE KEEPING HUMAN BEINGS AS SLAVES, HE REASONED THAT THIS DIDN’T APPLY TO SLAVES BECAUSE HE BELIEVED BLACK PEOPLE WERE SUBHUMAN ANYWAY. HE OWNED HUNDREDS OF SLAVES WHOSE LIVES AND FREEDOM HE STOLE SO HE WOULDN’T HAVE TO PAY THE WORKERS IN FORCED LABOR CAMP HE OWNED AND OPERATED. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BENEVOLENT SLAVE MASTER. THIS IS A MATTER OF HISTORICAL RECORD, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION. IF THERE IS A HELL, THOMAS JEFFERSON DESERVES TO BE THERE.

(via academicfeminist)