After watching Mad Max I got to thinking of other movies that Tom Hardy could be in recasting Mel Gibson. Here’s one. I could see Orlando Jones doing a ton of facepalming since he does that on Sleepy Hollow while trying to keep his unstable partner under control.
Tom Hardy talking about getting kicked in the testicles, by a very, very small human being and a very big one. Is there anything better than Tom Hardy interviews?
I managed to survived my entire life without getting kicked in the testicles. And then one day I was changing the nappy of my son. It was a sock dance. I put him on his back and he was moving his feet about. I was like, “Come on…” and he brought his heel down and clipped the top of my left testicles. It took me to the fucking floor, man.
I didn’t see it coming, I was loose. And I took it straight on the bell, I thought, “Jesus. That’s what it’s like to be kicked in the balls.” Excrutiating agony. And my son is only a foot-and-a-half long.
When I was doing Bronson, I was arse-naked with six guys pretending to kick the shit out of me in a cage. Bam, bam, bam… and this one guy kicks me in the testicles. It was full impact. I saw my testicles go up, inside my arsehole, and then come back out. Time slows down when shit happens that’s serious. I thought, “Jesus, I’m going to pass out…” Nothing happened. I didn’t feel anything, I must have these super-testicles. A year later, my son took me to the floor.
buddy cop romcom starring chris evans and tom hardy finding an abandoned puppy at a crime scene and they fight over who has to take care of it only they both end up falling in love with it and then they fight over who gets to keep it until it almost ruins their friendship
and then they realize they’re in love with one another and they all live happily ever after
