dirkpaninistrider:

OKAYOKAYOKAY B U T Aliens that only have mates to reproduce. Once every couple of moons they find their partner, do the do, then find a completely different one the next cycle. Imagine these aliens being confused about the human concept of marriage - “you stay with them for life?“ - and not understanding that while yes, Intaquk, you are very attractive I am married so no I will not be your mate this season. Imagine Valentines Day rolling around and one of a crews humans is feeling sad and the aliens are like “yo r u okay should we feed u or something is this natrual” and the human “just kinda bummed i dont have a valentines” and after a bit of research of the holiday one of the aliens gets down on one knee and offers the human a small rock like “I heard these..proposals are common in human culture?” AND THE HUMAN JUST STARTS SMILING AND TAKES THE PEBBLE LIKE ‘thank you fruiyo’ AND THE OTHER HUMANS AROUND START GUSHING OVER HOW ADORABLE THE SCENE WAS. THE ALIENS PICK UP ON HOW THESE PROPOSALS MAKE THE HUMANS ELATED, THEREFORE SEVERAL OTHER PEOPLE ARE PROPOSED TO WITHIN THE MONTH A N D

(via hailstormthehufflepuff)

underhuntressmoon:

ladyofthehouse:

hime-bun:

The face of regret.

Ooh! Ooh! can I tell you a little bit about this? No? Too bad! I’m going to tell you anyway.

What’s happening here is that our lovely speckled guy (or gal) on top is establishing or reasserting that he (or she) is the boss in this pair. What?! Bunnies have a dominance thing?! YES, YES THEY DO. They literally sit on the heads of other bunnies to say they’re boss. This behavior is common, especially in bonded pairs. So while that lil’ dude (or dudette) on the bottom looks like maybe this is not a great moment–IT’S TOTALLY OKAY.

What may be happening here is top bun is saying to the other one, “Nah, it’s cool. You don’t have to make decisions today. I’m Top Bun.” And bun who is being sat upon might be thinking, “Okay, yeah. That’s pretty sweet. I was having a hard time deciding between whether or not to eat carrots first or hay, but if you’re making decisions I’ll just eat whatever you’re not eating. Cool cool.”

Buns also do this with PEOPLE!  My bun and I sometimes have a little back and forth about who’s boss. If I smush his head down gently (GENTLY) he generally calms right the f down and stops his shenanigans. Sometimes he’ll just come right on up and stick his head under my hand, not just asking for pets, but asking for a little head smush. “You’re boss right now, okay? Okay. cool.” Sometimes he chins my hand or leg or whatever (because he can’t really smush my head). This basically means, “Yeah, you’re my person. Also I’m probably boss so bring me stuff and praise my handsome self.”

Just as an FYI.

Bun on the bottom looks like might have been in need of the head smush he just received.

That is all.

Smush.

–TLOTH

mrikul

(via bonehandledknife)

kansanintransition:

theimperfectaresetfree:

theressomethingaboutasunrise:

videohall:

Baby deer cries every time it tries to be put down

This is the opposite of a problem

Well that’s adorable.

“He spoil’t. We have spoil’t a wild deer.”

(via anacfranco)

balfies:
“pbbth
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