Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

Anonymous asked: how did u beat all ten dragons??

ohmygoku:

ok, so first, you bring dorian, cassandra, and your choice of rogue. if you’re a mage.

if youre a rogue, bring cassandra dorian and maybe another mage or rogue???? a ranged rogue if u are not

if u r a warrior, bring cassandra, u, maybe varric/sera?? and dorian.

okay, then just go full rambo on it. no mercy and when youre about to die, you say its a good day to die hard, and you just keep hitting the shit out of it’s arm so it limps around like it stubbed its toe

ok and then you will die.

you will die, regardless of class, but one will remain

cassandra

im being 100% fucking serious cassandra will not die. u can take all the vitamin gummies u want it doesnt fucking matter, because you will die, but she eat nails for breakfast she will survive

cassandra will fucking wrap a blood-soaked bandage around her head, and use dragon’s blood as her war paint and scream every five seconds and have her guard all the way up and she will scowl and glare the dragon to death

and youre probably thinking, “ok, but the dragon is at half health or ¾ health, jo, there is no fuckin way”

ok first off, dont talk back to me, second off, cassandra pentaghast comes from a hardass family of unforgiving dragon hunters who bathe in dragon blood prbably and im half-convinced cassandra has found the key to immortality bc she does not die. i s2g she has killed over half of the dragons i faced all by her goddamn self and i dont hear a single word of it later, she just shrugs cause MAYBE she got a splinter in her finger, but she literally doesnt give a fuck, if that dragon bites her she will bite it back, she doesnt care she will climb that dragon and stab her sword confidently into it like she is claiming a goddamn logging stand and she will not give half a shit

forrowest:

satanshornydick:

a-mended-mind:

heartlit:

thefrustratedxerneas:

blingeed:

citoyenprouvaire:

things literally everyone, regardless of gender, looks good in:

• suits
• lacy lingerie
• eyeliner

• ball gowns

•battle armor

•blood of your enemies

•flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up

• glasses

This post went from zero to ten back to zero real fast

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cs-elliot:

Solas is what happens when someone pours all of their points into Knowledge/Intelligence but 0 into Wisdom.

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cardassian-andorian:

anyway i love the fact that the rest of rogue one is like “grr murder revenge we are here to kick some empire ass” and then they’re like “hey goggles boy what’s ur deal” and bodhi goes “i’m gonna be brave and listen to my heart” and like. all the Grisly Rebels visibly melt a lil.

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faythinthemusic:

I want to be really clear about something: Planned Parenthood has done more to prevent abortion than the pro-life movement ever has.

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lattebooks-lattepuns:

a junior who was taking the psat today ditched the idea of pulling the fire alrm to get out of testing and instead hacked into the school’s alarm system to set it off exactly when the English section was scheduled to start

THIS KID WAS SLICK ENOUGH TO HACK INTO AN ALARM SYSTEM BECAUSE HE WASN’T PREPARED FOR THE PSAT

and there you have it

that’s the summary of the American education system

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anakinshouldnt:

anyways…if u think my ass is gonna be able to watch the next Star Wars movie see krylo ron and like be impressed by his powers when I just saw daddy v waste everyone in like 1 min….you’ve got a whole other thing coming

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182-things-i-love-about-you:

Marco: maybe I can hack the computer and put up some firewalls and-
Ax: no offense but I’m from fucking space let me hack the computer

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