qothams:

#protect the flag

(Source: red-hoocl, via slyrider)

Tags: suicide squad but that tag begs the obvious question does the suicide squad start playing a game on their missions the game being 'capture the flagg' they arrange teams of two before they go into the field (deadshot and harley got to team up ONE TIME and smoked everybody pretty hardcore) (they're not allowed to be a team anymore) (sometimes they do it anyway and everyone knows they're screwed when deadshot grins and goes 'stay evil dollface') and diablo plays referee because he'd rather be the nuclear option than go around lighting people on fire all the time and also because harley points out that it just ain't fair if one team gets to have a god on their side so being ref keeps him out of most of the fighting and keeps everyone (sorta) honest (i refuse to accept diablo's death and have a whole thing plotted out if you wanted to request it) and the way the game works is that they have to protect flagg from whatever the issue du jour is if flagg escapes from between the safeguard of one team they've 'lost' him and he's up for grabs and the first person to lay hands on him gets to claim him for their team whichever team kept possession for the majority of the fight wins use of weapons against other members of the squad is forbidden but otherwise anything is fair game as long as it doesn't inhibit their ability to fight the worse guys flagg H A T E S this game because it means he basically doesn't get anything done in a fight katana thinks it's hysterically funny (insofar as katana finds anything hysterically funny) waller stays out of it because well she TOLD them to keep flagg alive and his mood isn't her problem harley is the best at this game because she can just drop from the ceiling to grab flagg whenever he's up for grabs she and killer croc are a surprisingly good team--she uses him as a springboard a lot to keep possession while he does damage she and boomerang are a CATASTROPHE because they never communicate so like they win but mostly through sheer dumb luck someone take the internet away from me