Rise Up, Oh Heart, For There is Another Battle to Win

deathcomes4u:

robotsandfrippary:

vantwinblade:

twodefenestrate:

chum-personable:

pyreo:

nobodytoldthehorse:

hihiyas:

the-devils-dandy:

amuseoffyre:

afoxnamedmulder:

“Which author would you want to bring into 2015″ is such a hard question to answer I mean you could watch Arthur Conan Doyle despair over everything Sherlock Holmes within the last century or you could present Douglas Adams with an iPad

I would quite like to unleash Dickens on the Tories.

imagine William Shakespeare in the age of social media. 24/7 supreme dick jokes and the world celebrates.

Victor Hugo vs Twitter’s 140 character limit

Okay but Oscar Wilde on Instagram

Give Asimov an actual real robot

Show Lovecraft a mixed-race president and watch him shit himself in fear and anger

Introduce Mark Twain to Stephen Colbert, preferably in front of a live audience

All of these. And bring Dumas to meet Obama.

Lord Byron and facebook.

Show Tolkien the movies they made of his books

(via ailleee)

nimblermortal:

azzandra:

gentileproblems:

During Victor Hugo’s funeral, most of the brothels in Paris closed down because all the prostitutes were in mourning for their best client #trufax

“No way that’s true,” I thought as I looked this up, thus starting the day by proving myself terribly wrong.

“A police source informed Edmond Goncourt that the brothels were shuttered and the city’s prostitutes had bedecked their crotches with black crepe in honor of the great man’s passing.” x

(Source: witch-of-habonim-dror, via lupinatic)