littlestartopaz:
“ @words-writ-in-starlight @twistedangelsays
So I’m scrolling through Tumblr then this add pops up….
”
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PART OF THIS TO DEAL WITH FIRST

littlestartopaz:

@words-writ-in-starlight @twistedangelsays
So I’m scrolling through Tumblr then this add pops up….

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT PART OF THIS TO DEAL WITH FIRST

fueled-by-nightcore:
“ swagakuya-brogami:
“ orioniszeta:
“ runawayalters:
“ rapunzelilo:
“ mage-of-time:
“ arcticsirius:
“ transhumanisticpanspermia:
“ vondell-swain:
“ futurespooky:
“ josukekun:
“ shavingryansprivates:
“ holy...

fueled-by-nightcore:

swagakuya-brogami:

orioniszeta:

runawayalters:

rapunzelilo:

mage-of-time:

arcticsirius:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

vondell-swain:

futurespooky:

josukekun:

shavingryansprivates:

holy shit

JESUS

omg

wh

it’s back

wat

I have yet to witness something as fucked up as this

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

wow

Holy shit

This is an ace attorney trial

fuckin full circle, man

(Source: sighdumbb, via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

catbountry:

mllemusketeer:

fuck-yeah-classic-monsters:

fantasticfelicityfox:

My favorite part about 1931 Dracula is that there are armadillos running around Dracula’s castle.

Look at this it’s like they couldn’t find any rats so they just were like “eh close enough no one will notice”. But I noticed. I noticed.

“WE NAILED IT BOYS”

Apparently in the 20s and 30s, armadillos weren’t very commonly known, so moviemakers would use them wherever they needed some creepy, ‘demonic’ animal running around. So there were a lot of armadillos in early filmmaking, and it was often people’s only source of reference for armadillos.

Fast forward twenty years to when the father of the biology professor who told me this is driving out from the east coast to see his son in California. Crossing the southwest at night.

An armadillo runs across the road. 

He comes to a screeching halt and the Thing Of Evil, which he never knew was actually a real animal, trots the rest of the way across the road and vanishes into the desert.

Apparently it shook him up rather a bit.

The post got better.

(via history-jokes)

vintar:

there’s a lot of people pushing back against “write what you know” as advice for aspiring authors and i would like to speak up in its defence for a moment because i just finished reading a mystery book where the murder weapon was a vicious fighting dog, and in the scene where it was finally revealed we found out that a) the person who had stolen it and was using it to kill people it had been keeping it secret from the police by locking it in his car boot, b) it was an irish wolfhound, c) once freed, it attacked the hardboiled detective across the yard instead of the gormless idiot who had been repeatedly stuffing it in a car boot, and d) its way of attacking the detective in this very dramatic finale was via mighty swipes of its sharp claws, which slashed through his skin like knives

i don’t think this author has seen a dog in his life. i think he might have confused them with lions? write what you know: if you’re writing an animal, be fairly confident that you could point to one in a small child’s pop-up book

(via primarybufferpanel)

pastel-little-taiga:

My mom has just said she doesn’t believe asexuals can be in a happy non-sexual relationship/marriage because sex is an important part of a relationship.

So Reblog if you think asexuals can be in a happy non-sexual relationship. And if you are a asexual in a happy non-sexual relationship, please let me know so I can tell her that it is possible.

I would say that intimacy is an important part of a relationship, physical as well as emotional, but there are plenty of ways to be physically intimate that aren’t sex, what the fuck.

(Source: the-ailing-system, via windbladess)

rejectedprincesses:

Jeanne de Clisson (1300-1359): the Lioness of Brittany

More historical details and footnotes up later today when I have more time. The short version is: we know she existed, that she led forces against France, that she became a pirate, and that she was protected by England. The extent of her feats varies greatly based on the telling – estimates of the length of her career as pirate range between five months and thirteen years! – but whatever the heck she actually did left quite an impression.

And here’s a quick link to buy the book!

Keep reading

(Source: rejectedprincesses.com, via thepainofthesass)

dukeofbookingham:
“ The only description of the Duke of Buckingham I will accept from now on, courtesy of Wikipedia
”

dukeofbookingham:

The only description of the Duke of Buckingham I will accept from now on, courtesy of Wikipedia

did-you-kno:
“ The hole in the center of your spaghetti spoon serves a purpose: it’s just the right size to measure out a single portion of pasta. Source
”

did-you-kno:

The hole in the center of your spaghetti spoon serves a purpose: it’s just the right size to measure out a single portion of pasta. Source

(via academicfeminist)

rejectedprincesses:

Whew. That was a doozy.

You can preorder the book at this link! And check out the main site entry (click here) for art notes and breakdown of historical record versus artistic interpretation!

Keep reading

(Source: rejectedprincesses.com, via minutia-r)