romanoffbartons:

“He was asking for you when we found him.”

In which Clint was actually in Captain America: The Winter Soldier

(Source: philindaisy, via clintashamcu97)

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royalheather:

Steve, Bucky, Natasha, Sam and Clint are discussing conspiracy theories and end up talking about the JFK assassination. Steve is adamant that it wasn’t an inside/CIA job. Natasha’s pretty sure the KGB had nothing to do with it. Clint is microanalyzing all the details like shot trajectory, line of fire, etc. Steve sees Bucky sitting off to the side Googling everything and wants to include him in the conversation, so he says, “Hey, Buck, who do you think shot President Kennedy?”

And Bucky just looks up and very quietly says, “I think I did.”

And the whole room goes silent.

SOMEONE FUCKING POINT ME AT THE FIC.

(Source: eclaire-de-lune, via adelindschade)

vivianvivisection:

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

Marvel writers sweat intensely

Canonically in the comic, Magneto has lost to the X-Men.  When they had neither Jean Grey nor Professor X (psychics) with them, and both Wolverine (metal skeleton and claws) and Colossus (metal everything) with them.  You don’t get more impaired than that against Magneto.  I’m sure HYDRA could have found a way.

(Source: ewcaptainamerica, via adelindschade)

toodrunktofindaurl:
“etharei:
“novacorps:
“if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting
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I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.
Except...

toodrunktofindaurl:

etharei:

novacorps:

if you find yourself in times of trouble just remember that cap has a tactic where he basically throws himself in some guy’s arms while fighting

I WANT TO SEE HIM DO THIS WITH THE WINTER SOLDIER.

Except the Winter Soldier is actually able take Steve’s weight (especially since if Steve does it like in the gif it’ll be the metal arm getting most of it)

and the two of them just freeze

Steve slowly realizing he’s being carried bridal style

Bucky the Winter Soldier blinking like MY PROGRAMMING DID NOT COVER THIS???

and there’s a bunch of camera sound effects as Natasha flips past with her phone out

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Steve won’t stop hearing about this for weeks… or months

(via cthulhu-with-a-fez)

desertqueenfuriosa:

Pacific Rim: Well written and developed female character fights aliens with her golden retriever

Winter Soldier: well written and developed female character fights the government with her golden retriever and bird

Mad Max: Several well written and developed female characters fight everything with their confused golden retriever 

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

Anonymous asked: bucky has a disability??

dubiousculturalartifact:

mjwatson:

he doesn’t have an arm.

#a lot of comments are missing the point. yeah his prosthetic arm is really powerful and totally badass.#why does he need a prosthetic arm in the first place though? because *he has a disability*!#accommodations don’t erase disabilities – they help people with disabilities do stuff that would otherwise be difficult or impossible.#if someone trades their wheelchair for robotic exoskeleton legs then the legs are an accommodation just like the wheelchair was.#if they their wheelchair for a jetpack then the jetpack is an accommodation for their disability too.#even if the robotic exo-legs make them just as able as folks without a disability. even if the jetpack makes them even *more* able in many w#even if the robotic exo-legs make them just as able as folks without a disability.#even if the jetpack makes them even *more* able in many ways.#that doesn’t erase *why they use these accommodations in the first place*!#the idea that we able-bodied folks have the right to declare that a character is not ‘really’ disabled anymore#cause their accommodations are *too* good (i.e. they break the gross ‘disabled = helpless object of pity and/or 'inspiration’’) stereotype#is really fucked up ableist bullshit.#so instead of erasing disability representation (especially when there’s already so little of it at all)#let’s use it as an opportunity to re-examine and correct the patronizing ableist assumptions society has instilled in us. (via destielhiseyesopened)