So Many Groundhog Days, So Many Ways

schwarmerei1:

primarybufferpanel and bonehandledknife are completely to blame for this!

Valkyrie can’t be sure that this hasn’t been happening for days, weeks, perhaps even months. After all, one day amongst the shifting sands of the dunes is much like the one that came before and the one that follows. At some point however, she realises that the sensation of those few seconds where she loses the power to move…act…decide…is familiar. And at some point when she wakes because the first light of dawn is creeping beneath the edge of her blanket she knows that sensation was only a few instants earlier.

She starts to notice things. A particularly fine, meaty lizard that she kills with a dart appears at around the same time each day. She starts to observe more closely. A distinctive cloud is in the sky each time she pushes back the blanket in the morning.

She never knows when the blackness will overtake her though. Most days it comes later and later, although nothing Valkyrie does or doesn’t do seems to affect it.

The first time she makes it to dusk seems significant. The night is falling. Surely if she gets through the night, when she wakes it will be a new and different morning. But the stars are scarcely visible against the night sky before the familiar pull exerts itself on her again and she resets once more.

She begins to reach the night most days. Sometimes she even finishes her watch before Smithy relieves her and sends her to take her turn sleeping. But still she wakes and it is the same morning.

For a while she tries to stay awake during the night, but all that changes is the fact that she is aware of the moment when she is pulled back.

At last there comes a morning when she wakes and the cloud is not there and the only lizard she sees is a runty thing that is scarcely worth the effort of chewing. And it is most definitely a different day. They haven’t seen a dust plume in the distance for weeks says Keeper, although Valkyrie is quite sure that for her (at least) it has been more days than that.

Her bike is hidden behind the dunes. Her clanswomen lie in wait. And Valkyrie climbs the pylon to bait their trap. The dust suggests something bigger than a motorbike and that would be a rich prize for the Vuvalini, especially if it’s not running on fumes.

She screams her lament and pleads for help, and cannot believe her ears when she hears the words recited by the figure who steps down from the truck.

Valkyrie calls her tribe. She slides, she shrugs into her wrap, and stumbles across the sand in disbelief towards her Furiosa.

Another night passes, and they turn back but it’s still a new day. There’s another night, another morning, and still no slice that disconnects Valkyrie from the progression of time. Things have changed.

Then Valkyrie finds out what anchors her to the loop. She watches the War Rig overrun by Warboys and Polecats faster than she can reload and when she sees the headshot that claims Furiosa her two thoughts as she is yanked backwards once more is that at least it was quick and now she knows what if not why.

At least that gives her a strategy she thinks. The days when she sees the cloud, kills the lizard, goes to sleep, and waits for a plume of dust that never comes only to wake again are agony. But some days are good and the truck rolls to a stop at the bottom of the dunes.

The look of fragile hope on Furiosa’s face is the same every time, and Valkyrie can feel that the hand threading through the thickness of her hair is doing it for the first time. She tries to run faster than the bikes, to get to Furiosa, to tell her that she knows her, to end the doubt even one second earlier.

Then she tries to work out what she needs to do to stop it repeating.

Sometimes they get close to the canyon before Joe stops them and Furiosa’s life ends along with Valkyrie’s temporality. Sometimes they’re not even within sight of it when the Gigahorse becomes their main obstacle and Furiosa dies when she tries to remove it from their path.

Valkyrie realises that the two are connected. Furiosa needs to live. Furiosa also needs to kill Joe.

Keeping Furiosa alive, keeping the nameless fool alive to keep Furiosa alive, is Valkyrie’s new focus. It still doesn’t work. She tries every position on the Rig. Takes out every person who hurt either of them on a previous iteration. And still the cycle repeats.

Finally she disagrees as they plan their run. She needs to be on a bike, be mobile, take out threats unexpectedly. Furiosa argues against it. She explains how motorbikes are good for a few hits but are the preserve of War Boys reaching their half-lives because they rarely make it back. Valkyrie insists.

It seems like Furiosa was right when Maadi takes a harpoon to the face and they topple to the ground. Valkyrie takes aim at the Gigahorse and watches four shots fair and true leave mere cracks in the glass. As the monstrous vehicle passes over her, she jumps to her feet and keeps firing.

Valkyrie isn’t stupid. She knows there is an entire War Party coming up behind her, but she keeps firing at Joe’s car. The last thing she remembers is one of the Imperators on the back falling to her rifle as she keeps firing. She hopes it’s enough.

The next morning is a new day, but Valkyrie doesn’t wake to see it.

(via fuckyeahisawthat)

catastrophizer:

ahavaa-things:

baitnswitchblade:

shalottcinq:

chuppery:

Lol…the fact that people are getting seriously upset and offended by Banksy’s Dismaland makes me feel like I must live in an art “bubble”… like people think this a real amusement park? What. Its not an ~*edgy*~ version of Disneyland, its an installation meant to provoke an audience.. Its supposed to be creepy and confusing. Also he’s always made over the top, in your face art…almost always focused on politics and consumerism. 

Tl;dr Seeing non-artists react to art makes me laugh sometimes

this post is preformance art

#banksy isnt trying to provoke anyone he is creating a product to be consumed by people who want to fantasize about being an activist #without actually having to perform activism #he knows his audience and he knows what he is doing and its getting him attention and money #his success is built on the very things he claims to criticize and thats why he never examines those things too deeply #otherwise his business model would fall apart #he is not the first artist to do this nor will he be the last #and for the record: the idea that art should be intellectually inaccessible to non-artists is a concept rooted in classism #ergo any art that aims to dismantle violent capitalism and combat class based oppression #really cannot be ‘beyond’ the understanding the layman #by the nature of its design #final conclusion: banksy is shit (via)

I’ve seen people commenting on and critiquing it from an art perspective, so we run in different circles maybe? 

like, I can give you the five hundred words about why every time i see something of Banksy’s i want to bang my head on something hard. 

I feel like it’s very hard to describe anything Banksy has ever done without using the word sheeple sincerely, which is why he irritates me as an artist.  He’s the guy in your freshmen college art class who does a - shit, I don’t know, a painting of a mcdonald’s as a church with ronald mcdonald hanging out little cups of pepsi for communion for his first project, y’know? 

and then the professor says hm i think this is a solid idea but have you considered expanding it maybe?  because they’re too polite to say oh gooooooooooooood

and the freshman art dude says no no, you don’t get it, see, the mcdonald’s is a church.  because today, in america, people idolize fast food and convenience over god or morality, not that i believe in any sky fairies myself, let me tell you about the flying spaghetti monster

and everyone in the entire class is silently screaming shut UP JOSH

and the next project he does is a painting of the statue of liberty, but fat, or wearing low rise jeans instead of robes?  and the psychic energy of twenty-eight full grown adults thinking shut up shut up shut up can’t even touch him, he’s going to spend all semester doing this and oh god what if you ever get assigned to give feedback on his work, what are you going to say?  if you express any criticism whatsoever he will assume you don’t “get it” and explain it to you for about a hundred days and you will have to stab yourself with a paintbrush to escape

fuck.  where was I?  anyways.  banksy is the spirit of That Art Dude, and dismaland is the spirit of The Semester You Got Stuck in that Art Class with the Art Dude

EDITED TO ADD:

i wrote all that, and then I googled images of banksy’s art just to reassure myself that I wasn’t being too harsh, and immediately found his piece on the Mona Lisa holding a rocket launcher. 

like.  the problem is not that BANKSY is too INTELLECTUAL and his pieces are too COMPLICATED for pleb minds, okay?  it’s the mona fucking lisa with a gun, EVERYONE GETS IT. 

human-flesh-search

(via lupinatic)

hersocialapp:
“ “Yes.” ”

FUCKING NASA

overlyobsessedfanqueen:

I’m fucking pissing myself.
You know how all of Jupiter’s moons are named after his lovers and affairs?
Yeah. NASA is sending a craft to check up on Jupiter.
You know what the craft is called?

JUNO.

Who’s Juno?

JUPITER’S WIFE.

NASA IS SENDING JUPITER’S WIFE TO CHECK ON JUPITER AND HIS AFFAIRS AND LOVERS.

FUCKING NASA

(Source: saywhatnow07, via thepainofthesass)

sixpenceee:
“ This cover-up tattoo, done for free by Athena Funk, is on a young lady named Danielle who is a former victim of human trafficking. Six years ago her trafficker made her tattoo a “code of conduct” on her back listing what she could and...

sixpenceee:

This cover-up tattoo, done for free by Athena Funk, is on a young lady named Danielle who is a former victim of human trafficking. Six years ago her trafficker made her tattoo a “code of conduct” on her back listing what she could and could not do under his rule. Danielle’s eyes tell one story, and her back will soon take that story in a new direction. Kudos to Athena for using her talents to help with the healing process.

(via yea-lets-do-this-shit)

Tags: wow

egobus:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

update: when I told my mom about this post she told me that the boys actually ran to their mom to tell on me and their mom told them that they deserved it because they started the fight and let me continue to pressure wash her backyard and children

(via clockwork-mockingbird)

eatyourbooks:

petals42:

adhdtommyshepherd:

therealklt:

Peter Parker caught in an endless five year loop. Reliving High School over, and over, and over. Tasting the victory of adulthood for only a moment before he’s snapped back to a teenage hellscape. Free him.

#each time  #he has a new face  #but he remembers  #he always remembers via cosmiccelery

Okay, but imagine a full fic of this. And maybe he doesn’t always remember, but maybe he gets flashes. Little blips of how things turn out and there’s confusion and- just imagine:

Peter feeling alone, so alone at school and then he only has one friend, just the one, just Harry Osborne and sometimes he glances over and gets a sense of wrong, of this is not right- you are evil. youare- and then it’s gone and he’s blinking in confusion and Harry’s head is tilted in a question and-

He calls Gwen “MJ” once. He doesn’t even know why, it just slips out and she pulls away to yell at him but stops because he looks even more alarmed than she is and they laugh it off. Every once and a while, he will go to take a picture and then think he’s already taken it, it’s already on his computer, he’s already edited it but- but no that can’t be right… he’s never been here before. When he’s skateboarding, he sometimes gets the feeling that he can do tricks, crazy tricks and really, if he leapt just like that he wouldn’t even need the skateboard but-

Aunt May laughs at him when he turns up bloody from one of his attempts. She also laughs because through the pain, he has still stopped to pick up paint for some reason because he swears she said she needed it but… but he guesses he hit his head harder than he thought and isn’t that strange?

The worst though, the worst is when he looks at Uncle Ben. Because usually it’s just Uncle Ben, smiling and kind and laughing softly at his own joke. But sometimes it’s not. Sometime’s his mouth is twisted in pain and there is blood along his hairline and he’s gasping out words that Peter can’t quite make out and- when Peter blinks it’s gone but… but when it finally happens, Peter isn’t even surprised. Not really. Not like he should be.

I really hope this is the direction Marvel Studios takes the next Spider-Man.

(via adelindschade)

gildatheplant:
“ pomme-poire-peche:
“ useyourwordsasher:
“ cmtothemc:
“ theancientcistern:
“ omegaqueer:
“ thatlupa:
“ All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a...

gildatheplant:

pomme-poire-peche:

useyourwordsasher:

cmtothemc:

theancientcistern:

omegaqueer:

thatlupa:

All it does is show me you have a superiority complex and deep rooted classist tendencies. I’ve been a waitress, a barista and a sales associate, so your talking down to others just tells me at one point you would’ve talked down to me. This guy in the queue tried to buy me a coffee today, after ripping into the guy behind the counter about his skills and his job. Don’t care what people do for a living, if you don’t treat ‘em like (very important) people when you deal with them, we can’t be friends.

“A person who is nice to you but cruel to the waiter isn’t a nice person.”

I don’t understand how people don’t get this

It is terrifying. It means if you don’t adhere to their demands or if you make on little mistake, they can turn on you. I don’t deal with people who are nasty to others.

F-cking *this*.

http://notalwaysright.com/tip-of-the-entree-iceberg/27669

(It is a busy Saturday night. During the dinner rush, I have been dealing with a table of two 20-something year old men. The blonde one has found something to complain about every time I’ve walked by while the brown-haired one just blushes and stays quiet. They’ve finished their meal.)

Blonde Man: “Are you new here?”

Me: “No, sir. I’ve been a waitress here for two years and three years at [other restaurant] prior.”

Blonde Man: “Then you have no excuse for how terrible this service was. The salad was wilty, and the entree was way too cold, and you were nowhere to be found. Plus, this place is far too noisy; I could barely hear myself speak! Honestly, I get better service at a fast food place.”

Me: “I’m sorry you feel that way. While there isn’t much I can do about the noise, I did offer to bring you different food before, but you said no.”

Blonde Man: *waves me off* “Just bring me the check, and try not to be so slow about it for once.”

(I go and get the check, but when I return, the brown-haired man stands up and hands me a $20 bill.)

Brown-haired Man: “Here, this is your tip. He wasn’t going to give you one. As a former waiter myself, I thought you were doing a perfectly fine job. My food was great, and the service was fast even though you’re so busy right now.”

(He turns to his blonde companion.)

Brown-haired Man: “People like you made my job so much worse, especially for making us work that much harder for no tip. So thanks for the meal, but you can go ahead and delete my number because there will be no second date. And by the way,potjevleesch is supposed to be served cold, you idiot.”

(With that, he left the restaurant without his date. It made the whole night worth it, to see that blonde man speechless for once.)

Brown-haired Man is my hero.

(via adelindschade)

did-you-kno:
“Then they launched a Kickstarter and made a documentary of the entire journey. It’s called Twinsters.
And I need to see it immediately.
Source
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did-you-kno:

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Then they launched a Kickstarter and made a documentary of the entire journey. It’s called Twinsters.

And I need to see it immediately.

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Source

(via starwarsisgay)

jacebelikov:

Mama, put my guns in the ground
I can’t shoot them anymore
That cold black cloud is coming down
Feels like I’m knockin’ on heaven’s door

(Source: aliciasalarcon, via )