the limitations of wax as an adhesive

So I started this the HOUR I got out of X-Men Apocalypse and then I got busy and it sat mostly-finished in my documents for like a month and a half and then I finished it and now it’s sat COMPLETELY finished in my documents for about two and a half weeks.  But I finally got around to posting it.  Warnings for…standard X-Men-level violence, body horror, social prejudice, and general jackassery, and also for rampant abuse of parentheticals.  Crossposted to AO3 here.

So this is how it starts.

He comes around and the first thing he realizes is that his head is clear, really clear, for the first time in…a while.  Might be days. Might be weeks.  Good fucking job, he tells himself while he’s still working up the courage to move. Stranger danger, dumbass.  Especially when the strangers in question are blue and pop out of mysterious purple bubbles, apparently.  To give himself due credit, he’s pretty sure he tried to leave the blue stranger in the dust—the guy’s name is elusive, something ancient, something translated roughly as ‘Apocalypse,’ and isn’t that just menacing as hell.

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piggybunny12 asked: Re: Erik--Thank you :) That was very helpful as someone not super familiar with the canon. It's so interesting how relevant the Charles vs. Erik poles can be. They should be the new angel and devil on my shoulders :P

Hey, I’m glad you liked it!  I’ve basically been waiting to have an appropriate forum to ramble about the X-Men since always, it was a lot of fun to write.  And of course Erik is just such a train wreck of a person, I love poking around in the moral and psychological implications of his situation.  …I’m weird, just go with it.

piggybunny12 asked: Can you say more about why you consider Erik to be broken/a monster?

Yes I can.  Now, first and foremost: I really like the character of Erik Lensherr/Magneto/Max Eisenhardt/Magnus/other stuff (I’m going to go with Erik since that’s the name he usually uses), I’ve really liked his character in a writerly ‘look how interesting this shit is’ since I was a tiny wee critter who had mostly only read the weird 60′s comics with the ridiculous costumes and over-the-top dialog and batshit plotlines.  I was raised Jewish until I converted and part of my family is Romani, so the Holocaust-survivor-decides-he’s-done-with-humanity thing rang pretty true because I was raised to have immense respect and grief for the event in question.  So…like…none of this reflects on that, and in fact I’d say most of this is why I like his character so much.  Also I’m a comics nerd at heart, so this may be pretty hit/miss on movie canon.

All right, so, here’s the thing about Erik as a truly broken person.  Ever since I was little, Magneto struck me as a deeply, thoroughly traumatized individual, which, obviously, is true.  He survived the Holocaust as a child, which…like, that is enough to really fuck someone up, on a permanent and severe level.  In addition to the prejudice and prosecution related to his Jewish faith/heritage (have I covered my aggravation with the movies not dealing with that? it’s real), he’s been dealt a pretty awful hand on the subject of being a mutant, and been persecuted for that up to and including the murder of his wife and daughter.  So…like…he is a seriously traumatized person, it’s just totally beyond debate.  He has been treated as inhuman, as less than human, for almost his entire life–is it any wonder that he started making the declaration himself that he’s not human?  (Let’s be real, the division between ‘homo sapiens’ and ‘homo superior’ is almost certainly a lot blurrier than Erik makes it out to be.)  I’d say no, it’s actually pretty textbook psychology, it’s real, that’s part of the reason he’s such a compelling character.

And the other thing about Erik is that he’s scared.  He is clearly terrified of humanity, no matter how much he might grandstand about how superior he is and how tiny they are to him.  He is an animal in a trap, that’s how he sees himself, and he reacts like one.  He lashes out, he tries to hurt humanity before they can hurt him.  I’m of the opinion that quite a few supervillains exist out of terror, but Magneto is probably the best example I’ve ever encountered.  

Like, is his trauma and terror at all an excuse for the shit he pulls?  No.  It’s a cool motive, but he still makes regular and alarmingly effective attempts at mass murder.  People break, it’s what we do, and what dictates who we are is where we go from there, how we deal with the experience of being broken.  And that’s where Erik gets really interesting.

Because listen, just.  Listen.  Hear me out here.

Erik Lensherr is not good at being a villain and I will tell you why.  I don’t mean that as “poor misunderstood baby just doesn’t know how to deal” or anything, like, look, Magneto has tried to commit genocide more than once, I have no illusions.  I like his character, but…um, he knows what he’s doing.  When I say he’s not good at being a villain, I mean exactly that.  Monstrous, yes, Magneto is excellent at being monstrous, anyone who has a reputation for indiscriminate murder is a monster.  Cruel, dangerous, antagonistic–yeah.

But when Magneto believes he’s killed a mutant child, Kitty Pyde, with his own hands, he unravels spectacularly.  She’s an X-Man who was trying to stop him, who has shown readiness to die or kill him if it’s necessary to save lives and protect her teammates, and let me tell you something: someone who was good at being a villain would have dropped her body and carried on with his rampage.  There are plenty of excellent villains who face the X-Men, whether because they’re too far gone to have a conscience (Dark Phoenix arc) or because they never had one to begin with (Apocalypse arc) or because they’re aliens (like…this is a theme), and they move right the fuck on from killing people.  But Erik sends a massive jolt of electricity through Kitty and believes he’s killed her–a thirteen-year-old girl, not much older than his daughter, who was trying to save her friends–and he comes fucking unglued.  Like.  Storm finds him holding Kitty and crying.  That…that’s not the act of a villain.

Another good example would be the fact that, more than once, Erik has been presented with a golden opportunity to just…do nothing and let Charles Xavier die.  Like, he would be completely able to say “Sorry, I have to go grocery shopping” (presumably he has to go grocery shopping) and not have to lift a finger to have Charles, the primary hindrance to his plans, out of his hair.  And yet he doesn’t.  Erik is a deeply, deeply fucked up man, and sincerely monstrous (see previous re: attempted genocide), but he needs a Villainy for Dummies book.  I’m sure the Marvel multiverse has a few going cheap.

Aaaaand yeah.  Those are my feelings about Erik Lensherr/Magneto as a villain, as a monster, and as a man.

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#mutants are a metaphor

People ask why I like the X-Men so much. Shit like this.

Stan Lee made X-Men to address all the social issue through his passion: comics. That’s why X-Men is generally independent from his others works. Professor X represented Martin Luther King Jr while Magneto represented Malcom X. When the mutants were forced to register as mutants, that represented the Jews being forced to wear the Star of David. He even addressed gay rights. There was a disease that was spreading rapidly. It was believed by the general public to be mutant-based disease. Incredible hostility towards mutants was a result of the disease. This represented the AIDS outbreak in the 80s that was believed to be a “gay disease”. There are tons more.

*cartwheels* And that’s why the X-Men are the love of my nerdy little life.

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HIS SUPERPOWER IS SURVIVAL.
OF ANYTHING.
EVER.
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, DARWIN ELEVATES HIMSELF TO A BEING OF PURE COSMIC ENERGY.
I FUCKING.

HIS SUPERPOWER IS SURVIVAL.

OF ANYTHING.

EVER.

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, DARWIN ELEVATES HIMSELF TO A BEING OF PURE COSMIC ENERGY.

I FUCKING.

(Source: wanime, via primarybufferpanel)

littlestartopaz:

dicapriho:

mutant and proud

@words-writ-in-starlight

*screeching*

THE X-MEN WERE MY FIRST LOVE OKAY.

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savleighm:

The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy

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HOW ARE THEY REAL

#squadgoals

Never stops making me smile. I want someone like this in my life. 💜

Okay so the best thing,the best thing about Sirs Patrick & Ian being best friends is that they met because of the X-Men movie.

I saw Sir Patrick speak a year or so ago and someone asked him about their friendship.  He told this story about how I think they’d once or twice worked on the same production but had had very little interaction, and that when he’d been a kid, he’d utterly looked up to Sir Ian, who had had an established theater career at a very young age. 

People assume that they’ve been friends since they were young, which makes sense given the sort of work they’ve done and their career trajectories, but no. Sir Patrick basically had a giant hero-crush-from-a-distance on Sir Ian for most of his life AND THEN on the set of X-Men, their trailers were put next to each other and they were significantly older than anyone else on the set, so they started spending their downtime together. 

And became inseparable.  And this is amazing. 

So everyone who wants a friend like this, you have time. <3

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  • marvel: the inhumans movie will be a metaphor for oppressed people. it's going to be a very interesting movie, very different from anything we've done before.
  • me, in an x-men tshirt, blogging about x-men, with an x-men movie on in the background: what

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bifca:

goddessofidiocy:

goddessofidiocy:

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

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all im getting from this post are that the x-men are really gay

I mean, mutation became a solid allegory for BEING GAY.

So yeah, is my point here.

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colorfulcandypainter:

goddessofidiocy:

goddessofidiocy:

“ezra miller is going to be the first lgbt+ person to play a superhero!!”

i mean yes he’s going to be the first to get a solo movie but

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THANK YOU

wait rlly guys


Oh my God, y’all.

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