me when i was 12: ‘power of friendship’ stories are so lame and cliche like who cares its just a dumb plot device it’d never work :/
me now: My Love For My Friends Could Topple Cities. It Could Fell Empires. It Could Kill the Gods Themselves But It Won’t Because Then We’d Have Nowhere To Hang Out
OKAY GUYS LISTEN UP
so there’s this website called slader.com and it has EVERY FUCKING ANSWER TO EVERY TEXTBOOK EVER. It has answers AND shows you ALL the work so you can understand it (or be a slacker). This website has literately saved my calculus grade. It even has free tutors if you need the extra help.
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ididthistoconfuseyouhahaha asked: [headcannon caused by listening to the song from the end of episode 4] so the resistance is giving finn and rey medals and it's the big hall full of all the resistance fighters and Leia gives them the medals just like originally and poe is standing there in his fancy uniform and finn looks over at him with a huge smile and poe winks at him like han winked at Leia and finn just keeps the huge smile on his face and smiles at Rey and BB-8 and R2 and CPO and Chewie are all there and it’s awesome.
WOW I LOVE THIS. Oh, it’s so great, oh wow, 100% yes.
I swear to god Claire is just one day going to turn into Samuel L Jackson from Snakes on a Plane
I AM MOTHER FUCKING TIRED OF THESE MOTHER FUCKING SUPERHEROES IN MY MOTHER FUCKING EMERGENCY ROOM
You know it’d be more funny if Claire turned out to be Nick Fury’s niece.
Claire: Taps her foot as the call rings almost endlessly in her ear, when it does finally connect and she hears breathing on the other end she’s speaking before the person on the other end can even get a word in. “This is all your damn fault Uncle Nick! Before the Battle of New York and your damn Avengers I had a nice normal life with a normal job, now suddenly I’m patching up superheroes left, right and centre. I’d also appreciate it if you could send someone by to pick up your fledgling Hawk? I fished him wounded out of the dumpster outside my apartment building.”
WHAT. DID. YOU. JUST. DO.
God DAMN it and you accuse ME of evil plot bunnies!
“Bisexual and transgender people ARE NOT allowed in LGBT spaces unless they’re in a HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONSHIP!”
how many bees do u have up ur asshole like I’m just curious
I don’t think I’ve seen anyone say this? Mostly people have said that you shouldn’t bring your partner if you’re in a het relationship which??? Isn’t at all too much to ask?
*whispers* if Shakespeare could pass the bechdel test despite writing in an inherently patriarchal and routinely misogynistic society then you, modern day writers, have literally no excuse
